Admiral Theatre Offers Free Lap Dances to Customers Who Donate Toys

If you're not in the Holiday Spirit, The World Famous Admiral Theatre has just the incentive to cheer you up and help someone in need. Beginning Saturday, December 5th and continuing through Monday, December 21st, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an new, unwrapped toy (with a value of at least $15) to the Admiral's 6th Annual Toy Drive: Lap Dances for the Needy.

In years past, the toy drive not only brought in a truck load of toys, but also gained international acclaim by being parodied on Saturday Night Live by Jimmy Fallon and also featuring fellow alums of the show, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, both Second City alums. You can see Jay Leno's monolog referencing the event last year here: and the year before here:
The drive coincides with the "12 Days of XXX-MAS" starting on Saturday, December 12th and ending on December 24th.

Admiral Theatre is located at 3940 West Lawrence, Chicago Illinois, 60625.

BTW, the Admiral is open 364 days a year. It is only closed on Christmas Eve.
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